绝对英文经典
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.<"sh>< Q
One should love animals. They are so tasty.7/C+z.e
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.I"2|$b
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.J`!+> gI
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.j:Gvx,yz
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.7UI|6**'t
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.Z8.=QkgG5
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.JP!v+5nmp
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.Sey]fz( y
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.er^)p+{3
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.y#TARb'Y
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.DfGz mt y
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.I+Vw).s
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).k`S&/,>
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.j- CTv
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.Wd V#`n>B
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.F$'zrB 1
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. (老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈)c<=Z'' TE
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children .A^! d< z
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.x'Nc_ T
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.da2p B,#(a
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.R`pN{|m
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.JAIj>[;
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.Yfp,SOx/ph
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?bm,KNpg%
" 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.3]DP_6Jm
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!rtI2DxZC)#
" 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.f.-P/BUtG
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.i-*q][G
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.0v L*jEx
When two's company, three's the result!;)/z||Ni4
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!W<_/qH?c
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.FB:9@D#K
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.mjWs`h
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forge t. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.8t6N| O
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! -- 我不停地追逐那黑色的幸福,就像是蒙上眼睛寻找来时的路
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